Why is it that...
Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin
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Once a week when we get really bored here, we pick a cool car quote, fact or other automotive tidbit we come across then give free reign to our graphic designers over creating some wacky pictures to accompany them. We hope you’ll enjoy. Post all hate below, in the comments.
10/07/09 When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot. - Larry Lujack
9/29/09 “My car is a hybrid… It burns gas and oil!” –Unknown
9/22/09 "If your car feels like it's on rails, you're going too slow!" - Ross Bentley
P.S. Don’t be shy! Send us the best car quotes/sayings you’ve heard by way of Twitter – @theautoguide. If it’s good enough, we might just use it next week and give you credit by dropping your name on a Tweet.