I know most of you all have came across this scenario at least once in your life, where a car is double parked and you can't find an empty space.
Maybe I'm wrong for finding humor in this letter but could this person's compact SUV not fit in a single parking spot or what? Sometimes people justify double parking simply because they have a nicer vehicle but this doesn't grant you access to multiple spaces by any means. I've read horror stories where people kick in doors and fender panels but that is a bit extreme when trying to teach a lesson. My opinion is that if you feel the need to park away from everyone and protect your car, go to an area where nobody is parked and walk the extra distance. I like this person's method and they still get his/her point across. I have copied the contents of the letter below in case the picture is too small to read."Dear Person, I'm sorry I put a dent in your car. I didn't want to but, I did when I tried to park next to you. I am not leaving my information because you chose to use two spaces and I just wanted to park in one. The scratches are because I used a towel that had sand on it to try to clean the dent/paint off. Beaches are fun. Please look your car over for the dent and scratches and each time you see them remember not to park in two spaces. - Sorry!!!"